So sometimes I just say random shit that doesn't make sense, not even to me. Or I think weird shit that I shouldnt tell people but sometimes do tell people and then they get that weird 'sour lemon' face or 'bitter beer' face and its kind of uncomfortable being looked at like that, so I usually just try to keep my mouth shut. Though that doesn't always work either.
Random text I sent my boyfriend earlier.
Me- Go whore yourself out for a vic, Im in pain. It hurt to move in my sleep. Boo.
Ty- I already got you one.
Me-Oh cool. Guess you don't have to whore yourself out now. Unless its to me. I'd like that. Though you'll be disappointed to learn I don't pay much. Sorry.
Ty- Lol. :)
Me- I'll pay you in vaginal units. 4 per square inch.
Yeah....He didn't text back after that.
What... a... loser.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Monday, October 12, 2009
Hm....
Does it make me a horrible person if I just saw a photo of a friend and my first thought was, "Fat fuck"? My 2nd thought was, "Damn, I'm going to hell."
Singledom freedom.
I totally forgot to even mention that ..... drum roll please....
I'm fucking single.
It's awesome, its wonderful, its everything I wanted but couldnt have as a taken lady.
Dont get me wrong, I love being in a relationship, but just not with the guy who treated me like crap for 4 years. (No physical crap though, I should just mention).
This is the happiest I've been in the past couple of years. I feel revived and just fresh and open. (Not open legs!! well... just a little.....maybe save that for another post?)
Open to new experiences and adventures. I've met lots of new friends in the past couple of months actually, since being single, and I really think/hope that most of them will be my friend for a long time, that I can permanently include them in my home-made cards I make for Christmas and birthdays (Cant afford anything other than paper, glue and glitter!).
My life is still stuck in the mud, but at least now I'm starting to slide.
I'm fucking single.
It's awesome, its wonderful, its everything I wanted but couldnt have as a taken lady.
Dont get me wrong, I love being in a relationship, but just not with the guy who treated me like crap for 4 years. (No physical crap though, I should just mention).
This is the happiest I've been in the past couple of years. I feel revived and just fresh and open. (Not open legs!! well... just a little.....maybe save that for another post?)
Open to new experiences and adventures. I've met lots of new friends in the past couple of months actually, since being single, and I really think/hope that most of them will be my friend for a long time, that I can permanently include them in my home-made cards I make for Christmas and birthdays (Cant afford anything other than paper, glue and glitter!).
My life is still stuck in the mud, but at least now I'm starting to slide.
Dumpster love.
So this is just a little status commenting between one of my friends and me. Enjoy.
And at this point she stopped playing along. Guess she doesn't want to be famous.
Psh.
She did however change her status update.
HarmonyHard to walk, wtf?? weird. Bored, save me.
Mood:Happy as a clam. 
Posted 4 hours ago - Rizzo For Real Posted 3 hours agohard to walk? what?
- Harmony Posted 3 hours agoThats what I said! I dunno. lol. It was hard to walk sorta when I woke up. Must be bed sores from sleepin too long. LMAO.
- Rizzo For Real Posted 3 hours agolol that's really weird :/ I get that sometimes. Usually cause there's still in alcohol in my system though. lol
- Harmony Posted 2 hours agoLol. I didnt drink last night, my night aid just forgot to turn my ass every 2 hrs as indicated on my information clipboard attached to the end of my bed. Bastard...
- Rizzo For Real Posted 2 hours agoWhat a dumb dumb. You should file a complaint. I would.
- Harmony Posted 2 hours agoI think I'll do that, thank you for the suggestion... We should make a suggestion box.... see all the weird shit people put in there. The weirdest one wins a coffee mug!! I asked said night aid why he didnt turn me.... his response.. 'Que?" .....
- Rizzo For Real Posted 2 hours agoWhere would we put the suggestion box? We really should do that. I'm down :] damn brown people with their secret language
- Harmony Posted 2 hours agoWe should make a couple suggestion boxes and place them around our usual hangouts... you know, one behind the 'dumpster love' dumpster, one in the parkin lot of walmart.... maybe another over by that hot guys house... oh wait... thats my hang out....... Serious note-maybe ryans. lol. Oh and instead of sayin like "i dont speak spanish" we could say "I dont speak shades of brown." Hahahaha.
- Rizzo For Real Posted 2 hours agoLMAO!!! Dumpster love :] Haha. We'll have to ask Ryan :] I don't think he'd mind much. It'd be hard picking a winner. lol I'm going to start saying that today.
- Harmony Posted 1 hour agoWe should take a photo of dumpster love, I will put it on my profile, then we can send it into "bumper stickers" and thousands of people can have the dumpster love on their profiles! Muahahaha. Oh, and we should make a shirt with a white person(preferably the guy from the "Im pretty gangster myself") saying "I dont speak shades of brown" and then a brown person (maybe you...? huh? wanna be famous much?) saying "Que?".
And at this point she stopped playing along. Guess she doesn't want to be famous.
Psh.
She did however change her status update.
Rizzo For Realdoesn't speak shades of brown
Mood:amused 
Posted 1 hour ago view more comment message Friday, March 27, 2009
Cutsies and Party favors.
Wow! It's been a really long time since I've posted anything!
So I'll dive right in. My sister is 24 wks pregnant and getting married on May 16th. She will be around 7months pregnant by then. She just found out shes having a little baby girl!!! Her fiance was upset though because he was just so preoccupied with wanting a boy, but I think he's coming around. I know that when he sees her for the first time, he will fall in love instantly. Me and my sister keeping looking at little clothes, and I already told her that she is going to be SO tired of hearing "awwwww" and "soo cute!!" very soon.
The only thing with this guys, it sounds so perfect, everyone happy... It's not. My sister is bipolar ( to the EXTREME!!! and I mean, you cant even imagine her outburst or 'episodes' as I call them) and yells at her fiance EVERY day. and not just normal yelling.. its screaming. Its getting really bad since shes been pregnant, even worse than before, and she was pretty bad even when she wasnt pregnant.
She has her episodes and no one knows what to do to handle her. She kicks her fiance -Thomas- and hits him, spits in his face, throws things at him, and even just holds onto him. Then she'll start saying things like shes going to kill herself and she should die and shes going to kill herself and the baby. All sorts of crazy things. But Mel just doesnt see things the way other people do. A fight this bad will have all started with Thomas changing the station on the radio. Thats it.
If ANYONE has ANY sort of advice for this sort of problem with a family member, PLEASE let me know everything you have to offer. I feel so bad for her fiance because he is just at his end and is breaking down more and more each day. He wants to be here for his child, but he doesnt want to spend the rest of his life being miserable.
Enough of that! On to a more positive note, I turned 21 on Sunday!! WOO FOR ME! I bought my first pack of beer yesterday. lol, not as awesome as I though, but oh well. I'm really just glad to be old enough to be able to drink in public and be in a car drunk (as long as I'm not driving, of course) . I still havent gone out anywhere, like a bar or club. But I'm not really interested in clubs or bars. I'd rather sit at home with a case of beer/wine with a best friend. I will go out eventually, but I'm pretty sure when I do it will be with just my girlfriends, cause boys always ruin everything!! Hahaha.
At my 21st party, we even had a keg. Lots of people showed up, but I honestly dont think some of them even knew it was my B-day party, cause some didnt even say happy birthday to me. I think they just heard 'keg' and came running!! But thats ok, I had a good time. And I had my best friends and close friends there! So it was a pretty awesome night.
Me and my best friends. (Just 2!-My internet is just too slow to add too many!!)
I'm the not so blonde in one, and the only blonde in the other! Haha
Those are my 2 best friends in the world! Becca(blonde) and Amanda(brunette). I dont know what I would do without them.
Anyways, thats only a mini update and not very much of anything. But, I've come to the end of my writing tonight.
Love lots, Me.
So I'll dive right in. My sister is 24 wks pregnant and getting married on May 16th. She will be around 7months pregnant by then. She just found out shes having a little baby girl!!! Her fiance was upset though because he was just so preoccupied with wanting a boy, but I think he's coming around. I know that when he sees her for the first time, he will fall in love instantly. Me and my sister keeping looking at little clothes, and I already told her that she is going to be SO tired of hearing "awwwww" and "soo cute!!" very soon.
The only thing with this guys, it sounds so perfect, everyone happy... It's not. My sister is bipolar ( to the EXTREME!!! and I mean, you cant even imagine her outburst or 'episodes' as I call them) and yells at her fiance EVERY day. and not just normal yelling.. its screaming. Its getting really bad since shes been pregnant, even worse than before, and she was pretty bad even when she wasnt pregnant.
She has her episodes and no one knows what to do to handle her. She kicks her fiance -Thomas- and hits him, spits in his face, throws things at him, and even just holds onto him. Then she'll start saying things like shes going to kill herself and she should die and shes going to kill herself and the baby. All sorts of crazy things. But Mel just doesnt see things the way other people do. A fight this bad will have all started with Thomas changing the station on the radio. Thats it.
If ANYONE has ANY sort of advice for this sort of problem with a family member, PLEASE let me know everything you have to offer. I feel so bad for her fiance because he is just at his end and is breaking down more and more each day. He wants to be here for his child, but he doesnt want to spend the rest of his life being miserable.
Enough of that! On to a more positive note, I turned 21 on Sunday!! WOO FOR ME! I bought my first pack of beer yesterday. lol, not as awesome as I though, but oh well. I'm really just glad to be old enough to be able to drink in public and be in a car drunk (as long as I'm not driving, of course) . I still havent gone out anywhere, like a bar or club. But I'm not really interested in clubs or bars. I'd rather sit at home with a case of beer/wine with a best friend. I will go out eventually, but I'm pretty sure when I do it will be with just my girlfriends, cause boys always ruin everything!! Hahaha.
At my 21st party, we even had a keg. Lots of people showed up, but I honestly dont think some of them even knew it was my B-day party, cause some didnt even say happy birthday to me. I think they just heard 'keg' and came running!! But thats ok, I had a good time. And I had my best friends and close friends there! So it was a pretty awesome night.
Me and my best friends. (Just 2!-My internet is just too slow to add too many!!)
I'm the not so blonde in one, and the only blonde in the other! Haha
Those are my 2 best friends in the world! Becca(blonde) and Amanda(brunette). I dont know what I would do without them.
Anyways, thats only a mini update and not very much of anything. But, I've come to the end of my writing tonight.
Love lots, Me.
Friday, August 8, 2008
One Word
1. Where is your cell phone? Desk.
2. Your significant other? Work.
3. Your hair? Messy
4. Your mother? Karen
5. Your father? Jim
6. Your favorite thing? Drinks!
7. Your dream last night? Strange
8. Your favorite drink? Lone-star (beer)
9. Your dream/goal? Happiness
10. The room you're in? Living
11. Your hobby? Reading
12. Your fear? Alone
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Content
14. Where were you last night? Here
15. What you're not? Dull
16. Muffins? Cranberry
17. One of your wish list items? Traveling
18. Where you grew up? Austin
19. What are you wearing? Clothes
20. Your pets? ZeroDelilahPugslyBaby(4Dogs) RamonaPosieBoobooFluffyWinkyMissyShooshooMidnightSallyLeo(10cats) (Cant do all that in one word!! yeah... my mom has ALOT of cats!!)
21. Your computer? over-used
22. Your life? adjustable
23. Your mood? Eager
24. Missing someone? Friends
25. Your car? Dirty
26. Something you're not wearing? Socks
27. Favorite store? many
28. Your summer?Texas!
29. Your favorite color? green
30. When is the last time you laughed? yesterday
31. Last time you cried? week
Wow!! That was alot harder to do than it looks! Copy and try it for yourselves!
2. Your significant other? Work.
3. Your hair? Messy
4. Your mother? Karen
5. Your father? Jim
6. Your favorite thing? Drinks!
7. Your dream last night? Strange
8. Your favorite drink? Lone-star (beer)
9. Your dream/goal? Happiness
10. The room you're in? Living
11. Your hobby? Reading
12. Your fear? Alone
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Content
14. Where were you last night? Here
15. What you're not? Dull
16. Muffins? Cranberry
17. One of your wish list items? Traveling
18. Where you grew up? Austin
19. What are you wearing? Clothes
20. Your pets? ZeroDelilahPugslyBaby(4Dogs) RamonaPosieBoobooFluffyWinkyMissyShooshooMidnightSallyLeo(10cats) (Cant do all that in one word!! yeah... my mom has ALOT of cats!!)
21. Your computer? over-used
22. Your life? adjustable
23. Your mood? Eager
24. Missing someone? Friends
25. Your car? Dirty
26. Something you're not wearing? Socks
27. Favorite store? many
28. Your summer?Texas!
29. Your favorite color? green
30. When is the last time you laughed? yesterday
31. Last time you cried? week
Wow!! That was alot harder to do than it looks! Copy and try it for yourselves!
Friday, August 1, 2008
Puppies!
Mikey, Pugsly, Little Girl
Delilah and her ball.
Turns out, we never got rid of Delilah. And that whole having our own place, thats gone. The land lord lady... well, thats a completely different story. I have to have time for that one! Anyways, I'll do alittle post maybe later!
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