So sometimes I just say random shit that doesn't make sense, not even to me. Or I think weird shit that I shouldnt tell people but sometimes do tell people and then they get that weird 'sour lemon' face or 'bitter beer' face and its kind of uncomfortable being looked at like that, so I usually just try to keep my mouth shut. Though that doesn't always work either.
Random text I sent my boyfriend earlier.
Me- Go whore yourself out for a vic, Im in pain. It hurt to move in my sleep. Boo.
Ty- I already got you one.
Me-Oh cool. Guess you don't have to whore yourself out now. Unless its to me. I'd like that. Though you'll be disappointed to learn I don't pay much. Sorry.
Ty- Lol. :)
Me- I'll pay you in vaginal units. 4 per square inch.
Yeah....He didn't text back after that.
What... a... loser.
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